Oh my poor little blog, I've been neglecting you!
Here's the thing: work is KICKING MY ASS at the moment, and I literally have not had any time to watch or write up any delectable Bolly goodness. This, as you can imagine, is a very sad thing.
Plus, there's the impending milestone birthday coming up in, oooh, exactly a week from today, which is taking up a little bit of mental space.
So it was with MUCH HORROR that I stumbled across this (after seeing two lovely ladies with impeccable taste - Erin and Beth - have pretty much the same reaction on Twitter):
SERIOUSLY? I'm pretty much SMACK BANG dead-on the target market, and right about now I want to claw my own eyes out and choke back the tides of vomit. If that's what "Turning Thirty" is, then I have a week left to enjoy the blissful normality of being AN ADULT before I become a deranged, foul-mouthed screwup with a fondness for....pastels? I dunno, the cutesy 'girly' graphics at the start really got to me.
OH WHO AM I KIDDING?
Like I said to Beth, I'll totally end up seeing this, even if it's just to make myself feel better about being 30 and NOT being "that girl".
EDIT: okay and also because it CRACKS ME UP (for all the wrong reasons) like "I can't be your rebound sex toy forever". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Okay my official take on this film: CRACKTASTIC BADNESS